It started out with King Gustav sleeping at the foot of the bed and jumping on me in the morning to wake me up to feed him. That was nice.
Soon, King Gustav was jumping into bed with me anytime he wanted some attention, waking me up a few times a night. Then he started licking my nose and face when he wanted attention. That was cute. Except that he has whiskers that tickle my face. (By the way, I now have a whole new appreciation for girls who don't like guys with facial hair.)
Now, he won't leave me alone. He wakes me up at least 3-5 times a night begging for attention, and there is nothing I can do to get him to leave me alone. I move him off the bed, he jumps back up. I turn over, he jumps to the other side. I pull the sheet over my head, he tunnels under the sheet. All the while whisking me with those annoying whiskers.
3 comments:
Nothing you can do to get him to leave you alone? How about employing some of the powerful creativity you demonstrate when dreaming up marketing ideas? Buckets of water, perhaps, could be used to good effect. Or tasers. I bet you sure as shit tasers would keep him from jumping on you so much at night. ... or you could just try closing his cage door.
haha. Please place a camera by your bed so we can see him waking your up and you being annoyed. too funny. Nice suggestion, Alan.
King Gustav doesn't have a cage.
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